Description
Evil Bone Water is a powerful, plant-based topical inspired by a 500-year-old Traditional Chinese Medicine recipe, and hand-crafted with empirical-grade herbs to promote natural healing. Designed to relieve pain, reduce inflammation, and support the body’s recovery process, Evil Bone Water is trusted for everything from muscle strains and sprains to joint pain, bruising, and even minor cuts.
Unlike conventional topicals, Evil Bone Water is clean, potent, and free of harmful additives like parabens, sulfates, and phthalates. It penetrates deep to improve circulation, reduce swelling, and ease discomfort — helping your body heal naturally and effectively.
Common Uses:
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Sports injuries (strains, sprains, bruising)
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Joint pain (arthritis, stiffness, overuse)
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Back and spinal pain (lower back, neck tension)
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Muscle soreness and ligament recovery
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Minor cuts and insect bites – works as an insect repellant as well
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Supporting the natural healing of fractures
- Sore throat (spray on the throat)
- Headaches
- Sinus pain/irritation or eye irritation (dab a small amount around the sinuses or around the problematic eye)
- Minor burns and sunburns
- Minor itchy skin
- Gum irritation/minor dental pain
Key Features:
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Made with ethically sourced, empirical-grade herbs like Camphor, Menthol, Cinnamon Bark, and Japanese Knotweed
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Free of parabens, sulfates, phthalates, silicones, and aluminum
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Safe for all skin types (not recommended for infants and small children due to the strong camphor and menthol)
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Hand-crafted for maximum potency
- Unlike many alcohol-based tinctures on the market made with isopropyl alcohol, the alcohol used in Evil Bone Water is grain alcohol, and thus it’s safe if carefully applied to mucous membranes in small amounts.
- For external use only. Not for ingestion.
Application Method:
- Either spray onto affected area and massage into skin or use a cotton ball and apply to affected area by massaging Evil Bone Water.
- If the injury is acute/recent, applying it multiples times a day provides faster relief and healing than one application.
- With burns and insect bites, applying it multiple times in one sitting until the skin starts to feel cool from the effects of Evil Bone Water will provide faster relief from pain and itching.
Whether you’re managing chronic pain or recovering from an injury, Evil Bone Water is a trusted tool for natural, toxin-free healing. A great first line of defense every household should own in their medicine cabinet. If you’re a parent, pour some into a smaller bottle and carry with it with you at all times. It comes in handy for every fall, boo boo, and injury your child will have!
Evil Bone Water 3.4 fl oz
(As with any topical, test a small skin area first to check for reactions before applying more liberally.)


