Evil Bone Water

Evil Bone Water is a powerful, plant-based topical inspired by a 500-year-old Traditional Chinese Medicine recipe, and hand-crafted with empirical-grade herbs to promote natural healing. Designed to relieve pain, reduce inflammation, and support the body’s recovery process, Evil Bone Water is trusted for everything from muscle strains and sprains to joint pain, bruising, and even minor cuts.

Unlike conventional topicals, Evil Bone Water is clean, potent, and free of harmful additives like parabens, sulfates, and phthalates.   It penetrates deep to improve circulation, reduce swelling, and ease discomfort — helping your body heal naturally and effectively.

Common Uses:

• Sports injuries (strains, sprains, bruising)

• Joint pain (arthritis, stiffness, overuse)

• Back and spinal pain (lower back, neck tension)

• Muscle soreness and ligament recovery

• Minor cuts and insect bites – works as an insect repellant as well

• Supporting the natural healing of fractures

• Sore throat (spray on the throat)
• Headaches
• Sinus pain/irritation or eye irritation (dab a small amount around the sinuses or around the problematic eye)
• Minor burns and sunburns
• Minor itchy skin
• Gum irritation/minor dental pain

Key Features:

• Made with ethically sourced, empirical-grade herbs like Camphor, Menthol, Cinnamon Bark, and Japanese Knotweed

• Free of parabens, sulfates, phthalates, silicones, and aluminum

• Safe for all skin types (not recommended for infants and small children due to the strong camphor and menthol)

• Hand-crafted for maximum potency

• Unlike many alcohol-based tinctures on the market made with isopropyl alcohol, the alcohol used in Evil Bone Water is grain alcohol, and thus it’s safe if carefully applied to mucous membranes in small amounts.
• For external use only.  Not for ingestion.

 Application Method:

• Either spray onto affected area and massage into skin or use a cotton ball and apply to affected area by massaging Evil Bone Water.
• If the injury is acute/recent, applying it multiples times a day provides faster relief and healing than one application.
• With burns and insect bites, applying it multiple times in one sitting until the skin starts to feel cool from the effects of Evil Bone Water will provide faster relief from pain and itching.

Whether you’re managing chronic pain or recovering from an injury, Evil Bone Water is a trusted tool for natural, toxin-free healing.  A great first line of defense every household should own in their medicine cabinet.  If you’re a parent, pour some into a smaller bottle and carry with it with you at all times.  It comes in handy for every fall, boo boo, and injury your child will have!

Evil Bone Water 3.4 fl oz

(As with any topical, test a small skin area first to check for reactions before applying more liberally.)

Battle Balm

Battle Balm is a natural, plant-based topical inspired by Traditional Chinese Medicine and designed to relieve pain, reduce inflammation, and support the body’s healing process. Unlike conventional pain relief creams, Battle Balm combines both cooling and warming actions to penetrate deep into the muscles and joints, making it especially helpful for soft tissue injuries, muscle soreness, and chronic conditions like arthritis.

It comes in three strengths:

• Original Strength is perfect for everyday aches and pains. It’s commonly used for arthritis, bruising, swelling, and even mild skin irritations—gentle but effective. You can even apply a small amount around the sinuses and will open up clogged or irritated sinuses. Gentle enough for middle schoolers and older children for every day use and mild injury from sports.  (Younger children may find it “too spicy” because of the camphor and menthol.)

• Extra Strength offers a stronger formulation for moderate, acute, or chronic pain. It’s a great starting point for those new to Battle Balm and is often used after the initial 72-hour window of an injury to help with recovery.

• Demon Strength is the most powerful option, ideal for intense sports recovery, severe swelling, and post-surgical rehabilitation. It’s often used in clinical settings as an alternative to ice to accelerate healing, improve circulation, and enhance long-term recovery.

Free of parabens, petroleum, mineral oil, sulfates, silicone, artificial colors, and animal products, Battle Balm is cruelty-free and made with clean, botanical ingredients. Ingredients (everything marked with * is USDA certified organic):

beeswax*, jojoba oil*, menthol, camphor, cajeput*, wintergreen*, arnica*, calendula*, safflower*, field mint, notoginseng, sappan, corydalis, lavender, tea tree, angelica, myrrh, quince, frankincense, and burr.

Application Method:

• There are 3 techniques that people have when using topicals:
  • Set & Forget – Apply Battle Balm to target area and let it work.
  • Rub it In – Massage Battle Balm into the target area to help circulate blood and improve penetration of the balm.
  • Hot/Cold – Apply Battle Balm to target area using either of the above two techniques and then apply a heating pad or ice pack.

Whether you’re managing old injuries or recovering from new ones, it’s a go-to tool for natural pain relief and tissue repair.

Battle Balm 1.9 fl oz / 45g

(As with any topical, test a small skin area first to check for reactions before applying more liberally.)

Rapid Pain Relief

Rapid Pain Relief Balm is a potent, plant-based topical designed to relieve pain caused by blood stagnation — a key focus in Traditional Chinese Medicine. Hand-crafted with premium herbal oils, CO2 extracts, and skin-nourishing butters, it works quickly to move blood, reduce inflammation, and ease discomfort.  Great for pain that finds relief with warmth.

Unlike conventional topicals, Rapid Pain Relief Balm is clean, highly effective, and made with organic ingredients wherever possible. Many users report feeling relief in as little as 60 seconds.

Common Uses:

• Menstrual pain and cramps

• Headaches and migraines

• Chronic back and shoulder tension

• Post-workout soreness and muscle fatigue

• Bruises and minor injuries (without broken skin)

Key Features:

• Made with Ucuuba Butter, Mango Butter, Chuan Xiong, Myrrh, Rose, Basil, Lavender, and Clary Sage

• Organic ingredients whenever possible

• Non-greasy, antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, and rich in vitamins A and E

• Packaged in Violet Science Glass to preserve potency naturally

• Great for pain that feels relief with heat/warmth.

How to Use: Apply a small amount (about 1/4 teaspoon) to the area of discomfort. Repeat application periodically throughout the day until the pain is gone.  Reapply as necessary when the pain returns.  For headaches, start at the neck and shoulders rather than the scalp.

Smelling the ointment can also help, especially when the pain is at shoulder level or above, like with a headache.

Safe for external use only.

Whether you’re managing sports injuries, menstrual cramps, or daily tension, Rapid Pain Relief Balm offers a natural, effective solution for fast-acting relief.

Rapid Pain Relief Balm (1oz/30ml)

(As with any topical, test a small skin area first to check for reactions before applying more liberally.)